Ohhh Shellly. Look at us now, eh?? You were one of the FIRST people I met when I started my adult coed volleyball career. It was either in Angs league or an Outta hand tourney. I also think it was Squirrel who introduced us. Bahaha @dolltracy Since the late 90's, we have had nothing but AMAZING times no matter the sitch. I legit had NO CLUE Austin was your brother until 15 years after I met you. BAHAHAHAHA. I love you bro and LOVE what you are doing with life rn. You are KILLING it fam!!!!!!! Love ya Shelly.
Squirrel is my Fave Doll BY far. She is a sweetheart of a woman, one hell of a mom and the BEST friend ANYONE could ever have. She's awesomesauce. We have been playing ball since way back in the early 2000's. Shout out to our boy E!!! We played tournies, leagues and pick up together. EVERY time you were on the court, you were a delight to be around. Keep on being AWESOME. Mr Squirrel and Baby Squirrel are lucky to have ya. Meeeeeeeer.
I love my Sammy Wood and have since the 90's. She is one of the first peeps i remembered meeting in Ang's leagues back in the WTSSC days. I think....bahahaha Sam is a beautiful woman, a loving wife to a stud of a dude ans most of all, she has NEVER EVER lied to me. I honestly do not think she has ever lied..... bahaaha...okay maybe once or twice... No matter how long we go without seeing each other, it is ALWAYS laughs and good times EVERY time we see each other. Her hubby is a DELIGHT as well. Love that dude too. Love ya Sammy Wood. GREAT seeing you and Ankletta this weekend
Arden is Maysen's sister, so by default we have to put up with her. Bahahaha. Kidding Ard. YOU make me proud all of the time. I have known you since you were 6 or 7 ish. Bahaha. In MOST ways, you are the same lil awkward, emotionless weirdo, but I love you for it. Not only has your beach game become AMAZING, BUT.....your dad's hair.....OHHH THAT HAIR!!!! BAHAHAHA. Devo loves his lil "allergic to singlasses" Ardkward. P.S. - Picking you up from the airport in 8 months in the TIGER OUTFIT! !!! HAHAHAHA.
A lot of you may not know, but Maysen is My Son. I am his other Dad. I have known this lil brat for more than half of his life. He has learned a lot from me...... I have also taught him to NOT LISTEN TO ME most of the time. Bahahaha He ignores me like a champ. BAHAHAHAHA Seriously, this 21 ish year old dude makes me proud. He works hard, annoys his sister and mostly, he makes his ACTUAL parents smile each and everyday. I am proud of ya MaY SoN : ) See ya at Church.
Oh Meggers. Hahaha. Younhave been one of the boys since day one. STOP WORKING 24/7 BRUH!!!! You know you da bestest breastest bestest bestest friend a guy could have. You are chill, awesome and get SWEATY AF when you dance. BAHAHAHA. SOOOO GREAAASY. I love it doe. I expect my card in 16 ish days. BAHAHAHA. ADDY is different though : ) Peace out MEGGGGGGERRSSSSSS. Keep on lurking....especially in old Nash pics. BAHAHAHA.
I still have YET to open the pens, Corn. What is 1 fecta, without the other. I met them BOTH over 18 years ago, but they did not know that they had 1 HUUUUGE thing in common. Kathleeen ans Steph both knew ........ ME!!! This post is dedicated to Corn, so I will TRY to stay focused on that. How can one NOT focus on the paaaaallleeeness that is Corn. Her lack of pigmen......see...distracted. bahahaha Corn, you KNOW how much I love you, Ms Banks and OFCOURSE, your scchhhmokin younger sister, Mama C. Hahaha. I am SO PROUD of where you are, what you have overcome and most of all, I am mother FLICKIN proud of ALL OF THE YEARS of friendship you have given me. From teammates, to ME playing SOLO Hide N Seek in your Elm st. Rez Bahahaha. You ROCK!!!!! So do your littlest Phalanges 1.....2......3.....CORRRRN!!! I love ya mang. Laaaagit.
Soooo sad, but sooooo true. Once you DECIDE to have a child, it is a FOREVER decision. Do not let a BOY write you a FOREVER cheque that his NON working, live at home with moms, weed choppin, date you for 3 or more years with no ring cause he selfish AF, can not cash. Kids make girls into women, but it will make boys....................RUN FROM YOU REEEAAAL QUICK!!!! Plan B or better yet plan a. Plan A is RESPECT YA NAH KNEE MORE and make them EARN the cookie. BLESSSSSUP.
STOOOOOOONE!!!! Bahahahaha. I can not say enough about this beaut of a human being. She is THE BEST!!! How much do I love her you ask?? Well, Kathleen, my girlfriend ( at the time 2000 ) and I took a 4 day, road trip to the States. We hit up 4 theme parks in 4 days. There are PHOTO ALBUMS of this amazimg adventure. The trip was great. The ONLY bad thing about the trip was......my g/f was there killing our viiibe. BAHAHAHA. Kathleen is like the little sister I never had. My girlfriend got SOOO angry on that trip cause she felt like the 3rd wheel. Bahaha From volleyball, to Wonderland, to Kings Island Ohio, to Church, to indoor pick up in your hood...to....THE GREEN ALIEN DRIVING THE RENTAL VAN and Katherine getting sooo mad cause we found it soo funny. BAHAHAHAHA. ( YES, I have a PICTURE of this moment bahaha. Love ya Popple. P.S - In B4 The Fectas. Baha P.P.S. - Knew you since you were a short haired, 15 year old boy working at Wonderland. Bahaha.
Uncle Devo's newest lil homie. T is AMAZING, adorable and so well behaved. She is 4 going on 18. This girl's smile is the best parts of her Daddy and Mommy Prime. Miles is cool, but he needs to nap more and lay off the bottle and drooling. Bahahaha. His gummy smile is the cutest. Markulus Prime and Mrs Prime, you ARE FAMILY GOALS!!!!! Thanks so much for bringing YOUR fam to meet MY Church fam 😍😘😗😘
25 Days left of being in a differnent decade from this dude. This dude is pretty legit. So are his kids and HAWWWWT wife. Loren is ugly, has a girls name and sucks at vball, but......he can LIFT when it comes to weights. Ironically Mr. Black is one of my fave WHITE dudes. Bahahaha. Thanks for eing a bro bro. P.S. - Time to build to ice POND soon. I am coming to skate on it once it freezes in March 2020. Bahahaha.
Mr. Hudson....the rust was NOT THERE. You and Bleeaaach killed it. Welcome back to Church @toddfehr You guys played well. Not only did Prime bring the fam, I met and had a GREAT DAY with my new bestie T. Sleepvers soon. VIRGO PARTIES COMIN. T is a treat and lilest Prime is all smiles.....and gums. Bahahaha. Can't waiiit for sleepovers 😂😂😂
Mr. Adams....THANK YOU for ALLL of these years of jams, fetes, NYE at Ms. Dixon's crib and most of alll....... I gunna MISS YOU PON ROOOOAD TODAY!!!!! How many sweet bampsie yuh wan meh tuh bring yuh after Bana done?? 87 or 88 ish?? Back in the days we would ALWAYS just buck up in the spots. No social media. No "WYS" bull SHYYYYYTE....and.... NO CELL PHONES!!!! In THE GLORY DAYS we ALL just KNEW what jams to hit....shoutout Sheppard Station and.. ESNA PARK!!!! THANKS KU. The 40's....how bad is it REALLY?? You been in your 40's since 2003, so tell mehhhhh what to expect. Bahahaha 💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💙💙💙💙
A lot of ya'll "hubby"'s gunna need to do this to your girl after this weekend. Haha. Yup, just her and the GIRLSSS goin out to Bana to get THEY NAAHHKNEE TURNED OUT......but ya. All good. You get to stay home and game all day in peace. Disclaimer: If you are gunna let your girl go to Bana alone, DO NOT blame me for showin her a BLESSSSSSSS TIME. FELLAS - If she AIN'T 19, FLEEE THE SCENE!!!!. Check I.D. if you have to. Bahahah. Happy Bana Weekend!!!!!