@julio

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February 2019

The bffs

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January 2019

Tourists

571
December 2018

#tbt to post “holiday party” drinks. That was some weird shit…

574
October 2018

I voted but didn’t get a sticker, so here are some toe beans. Go vote, bitches. vote.org

1411
July 2018

I told him he couldn’t get on the bed while I’m washing the comforter. This is how he’s looking at me now.

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July 2018

Probably shouldn’t take up two parking spots in an area where people have to drive around for 15 mins hoping to find an empty spot…

483
July 2018

Had to do it to em 🙏🏽

491
June 2018

Disappointed yet I’m not sure what I expected…

503
June 2018

Those short rib tacos 👌🏽

535
June 2018

Taking this girl to the shelter. She followed me and my doggos home last night. My bro said I can’t keep her if no one claims her. 😭😭😭

481
May 2018

#tbt to yesterday 😋

300
May 2018

I mean… not just beer. 🤷🏽‍♂️

241
May 2018

I believe it.

232
May 2018

Oh right. Forgot to take the mandatory pic. 👌🏽

270
May 2018

This was the big football game today, right?

260
May 2018

“What’s that smell?!” Always with that cowlick

257
May 2018

So real

221
March 2018

What is wrong with you people?

311
February 2018

Omg 😂 😂 😂

393
February 2018

These better be good…

332
January 2018

Why don’t we have these in DFW? 😭

345
January 2018

Idk most of these people 🍻

291
January 2018

Alamo Beer Company

110
January 2018

Wanna Smash Bros?

193
January 2018

Tucker’s Kozy Korner 😋

180
January 2018

When in San Antonio… eat German sausage sliders

261
January 2018

When I told a guy that not all Arabs are Muslim and not all Muslims are Arab earlier today.

375
December 2017

Best Christmas ever

293
December 2017

It me 😈

321
December 2017

“Wtf is that?”

381
November 2017

“I can’t see shit.”

402
November 2017

When you’re on the toilet and your favorite song comes on.

260
November 2017

The toucans of the north

210
November 2017

“Say, bro. Get me out.”

311
November 2017

Boop

290
November 2017

Thank you, my good man.

220
October 2017

Literally me today

270
October 2017

My hand is tired.

165
October 2017

I forgot my stein. 😭

160
September 2017

First poop on the new car! 🙃

274
July 2017

Watch it in IMAX 🙌🏽

242
June 2017

Umm

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June 2017

Yuuuh! I'm back, bitches. Back to posting every other month. 👍🏽

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