Tim Anderson @jeselvis

Tim Anderson photos and videos

last month

A food selection from #downwardlymobile #rpg #officearsenal catalog. Any semblance to real or fictional chicken products is completely coincidental #art #friedchicken #roleplayinggame

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last month

100% real ad on my Instagram. Humanity, you okay? #wtf #notajoke #biteme

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last month

Still giggling about this device for #downwardlymobile #rpg #youvegotadirtymind #art #sciencefiction

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last month

What in the hell is wrong with my children? #godisdead #chloeart #cat

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The #downwardlymobile #rpg has a catalog to select weapons, armor, and misc. it’s the Office Arsenal catalog - here’s a sample from their new Spring 3026 catalog. Office Arsenal - all the tools you need to annihilate your competition. #art #sciencefiction #officearsenal

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June 2019

My dog is the devil. That is all. #hellhound #horns

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May 2019

working on the Corporate Game Officer's manual for #downwardlymobile #rpg - haven't posted anything in a while so thought i'd update everybody.  #art #sciencefiction #layout #roleplayinggames

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May 2019

Lets see how long it takes for ig to remove this nudity. #itsapenis #sweetpotatodick

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April 2019

In honor of #monsterpalooza - can you guess what I’m cosplaying? #itsapenis

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April 2019

Biktarvy? You’ve got to be kidding me....is this real? #goofymedicinenames #wtf

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April 2019

Beware....the CLAW!

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April 2019

okay, guys - need your help! I need weapon / armor ideas for my rpg - the setting is The Office meets Dungeons and Dragons in a bureaucratic future. Any clever puns welcome! Dust off that imagination and comment with ideas! #rpg #roleplayinggame #sciencefiction

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April 2019

Immmm a sneeeek. I’m a sneky snek. F’d up my pinky falling down the stairs and have a compression sock on it for swelling #snek

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March 2019

Presented without comment. #hotdog #shesconcentrating #snapchatfilters 👻

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February 2019

Real Housewives of Ftagn-a new show on the Cthulhu Network. #cthulhu #bodyhorror #whatlanguageisthis

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February 2019

@wizardsofcheese - amazing condiment dispenser!!! Holy of holies pesto aioli! #arkofthecondiments #sogood #bewarethecheeseofgod

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February 2019

This baby mitten is soooo through being lost... #mittens #babylosthershoe

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February 2019

@ruby_rupaul and I aren’t mad...we’re just disappointed. #dogeyebrows #manscara #judgingyou

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February 2019

Thank you for being a fren. #goldengirls #snapchatfilter 👵👵

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February 2019

This friggin game was the funnest at the casino! PONY WILDS!!!! #thegambler #yougottoknowwhentoholdem #yougottoknowwhentofoldem #muckleshootcasino #brony

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January 2019

Next on botched.... #botched #wtfiswrongwithpeople

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January 2019

@ruby_rupaul got a new costume! 🤣 #dogdressup #imashark

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January 2019

You know the one. #becausejapan

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January 2019

Psst - don’t tell her - my wiener is sticking through the bottom of this popcorn... #tinypeen #theresonlytwoinchesofpopcornleft :p

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January 2019

Lily is reppin #suicidaltendencies tonight! #herdadisweird

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January 2019

Soooooon... #notnowbutsoon

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December 2018

@mindscopeproducts - my cat loves this twister tracks toy - maybe make a version with a mouse car with catnip in it? He will beg me to get the car down and play. #mycatisweird #twistertracksmicro

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December 2018

Me and @michaelrapaport are now linked by space and time - no matter how far away you are, Michael, you will hear “my heart will go on” by Celine Dion and it’s directly because of this link. #twins #brotherfromanothermother #iaintgotapottopissinorawndowtothrowitoutofalligotisfloyd

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December 2018

I see your tinfoil hat @nuekerk and raise you a matching pair! 😂 #itsnotparanoiaiftheyrereallyafteryou

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December 2018

Look! My gal bought me two of @cigneutron ‘s sons! Love these lil guys! Thanks Cig!

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December 2018

Merry Xmas, peeps! Ruby is an unwilling participant in the celebrations. #dogsdressedup #dogsplanningthedeathoftheirowner #christmas

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November 2018

My grandma: “gonna buy up all these bitches and fill em with sewing supplies.” #disappointment #cookienoitssewingstuff #cmongrandmayourekillingme

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November 2018

Halloween 2018 #diadelosmuertos #skullbiker

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September 2018

Illo for the Admin class for #downwardlymobile #rpg - admins are the fighters of the game. I can’t shrink the pic enough but she’s holding a big spiked mace. #gagmewithaspoon #art #illustration

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September 2018

Dashboard Morty with Trogdor arm. #rickandmorty #trogdor

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September 2018

Sometimes you need to take a bite out of a job. Weapon for #downwardlymobile #rpg This thing makes effective and nauseating wounds in the enemy. #tabletopgames #art #sketch

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September 2018

Chef2.0 - robot from #downwardlymobile #rpg - a crazed robot that ran out of meat for his kitchen long ago. Now he captures human clerks and serves them up to the patron bots of the food court #art #sciencefiction #sketch

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September 2018

Boy howdy - that’s a fantastic marketing scheme - “We make every bag of Kewpie Mayonnaise by squeezing three babies at the peak of freshness.” #kewpie #mayonnaise #becausejapan

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August 2018

Trumpken here in Seattle!

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August 2018

Testing pieces for #downwardlymobile #rpg game - cubicle walls and a door (inspired by Star Trek original series enterprise doors ). #miniatures

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August 2018

HR Droid - brutal enforcer for appropriateness in the future workplace. Conceived and created during the great PC Purges 150 years, these bots patrol the empty abandoned floors of the space-scapers, forever on guard for violators of the employee conduct code. #downwardlymobile #politicallycorrectordeath #art #sciencefiction

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August 2018

The missus thinks this is coke lab (with an 8 for 8 ball ) - it seems to be senior citizens. What do you think? #ridingonthewhitetrain

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July 2018

This is an actual dude running in Washington. #goodspaceguy #colonizespace

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