Kevin @cuphalfkev

DJ KEVY KONG!!! How little patience I have ➡️👌 🎧+📖+🏳️‍🌈

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9 hours ago

So, I dealt with Alex. Thanks for all your advice 🙏 But I realized that I had to confront him directly. Kevy Kong does not play games with matters of the 💙 I thought a lot about what to say, and I knew he really wouldn’t listen to me….But he’ll always listen to T-Swizzle. He loves T-Swizzle. And if he ever loved me, he’ll let me go…………man this got way too sappy lol - - - #breakup #breakupsongs #IsawThisInAMovieOnce #exboyfriend #tswizzle #GOODBYEFOREVER

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Yesterday

So you guys know I got promoted recently—like VERY recently—and tomorrow is my first day as Brian’s assistant 🥳 Want to make a good first impression for once in my life lol 🙌 I saw this mug at the mall, and it really spoke to me! Is it too much tho?? - - - #worldsbestboss #coffeemugs #noveltymug #firstday #wishmeluck

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Yesterday

Tbh work has been rough, and I’m kind of amazed that I wasn't fired last week 😰 This was probably the closest call yet. Has anything like this happened to you guys? Maybe I’m cursed or something...Not that I really believe in that stuff, but seriously I’ve had the worst luck with this job…Hopefully this week gets better haha - - - #awkwardmoments #struggleisreal #email #officeproblems #storytime #animation

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2 days ago

You guys remember Alex? And how we broke things off a while back? Yeah, I guess he didn’t take the hint 😕 He keeps texting me, and I really don’t know what to say. I do still want to be friends, but this is definitely “more than friends” talk. Any advice on how to handle him? - - - #textsfrommyex #breakup #textstory #obsessive #exboyfriend

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3 days ago

Lance was SOOOO smug and he wouldn’t give me his wood and I was super desperate and yeah I nearly flipped the table 🤬 We were playing Settlers of Catan btw. Any other board game recommendations? Because I think if we play this again I’m gonna rip Lance’s arm off 🙅‍♂️ - - - #gamenight #ragequit #settlersofcatan #boardgames #LanceSUCKZZZ

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4 days ago

Behold my reading list! 📚📚📚 I need to pick out a new YA book, so lmk what I should start with? Leaning towards “Skyward”….Otherwise I might just reread Twilight, and Lance + Holly are gonna rip on me for that so…. 😒 - - - #readinglist2019 #bookclub #yanovels #novels #notsponsoredLOL

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5 days ago

Y’know @iamlance717 , real friends don’t post embarressing photos of each other on IG, so you should really totally NOT post what I think you want to post, okay? I feel attacked 😤 …...Or maybe I should just post another video of you 🤷‍♂️ What do you guys think? - - - #textstory #texts #friendship #blackmailed #LanceSuckzzz

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6 days ago

So the other night, I went to the movies with Lance…And we were waiting in line for popcorn….AND HE KEPT SCRATCHING HIS BUTT?!? 😂 I usually wouldn’t make a big deal of it, but I counted at least 20 scratch sessions. Like maybe see a doctor, bud? And consider this the first of many FABULOUS photos of @iamlance717 Plenty more to come 😏 - - - #spillingtea #secretvideo #embarrassingmoments #movienight

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1 weeks ago

There’s a whole row of urinals in the men’s room at work. 🚽 So why tf are dudes standing next to me while I pee?? I was there first! This is Kevin-land! I made a diagram. 🗺️🗺️ Plz follow it. For everyone’s sake… And I know I can’t draw, okay?

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2 weeks ago

I don’t know if this is the MOST embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me, but it’s definitely up there. Seriously, every impression I make at work is like 150% worse than the last 😓 I think they're gonna put up a DO NOT POOP sign now?? Anyway, lesson learned: No more spicy curry at work….….….Okay, that’s a lie. - - - #officeproblems #embarrassing #storytime #embarrassingmoments #animation #cartoon

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2 weeks ago

Okay, guess I gotta change my name to KYLE bc man I’d really hate for that dude to be wrong or something 🤦‍♂️ Anyone else have their name brutally butchered by a bad barista? lmk... #KEVIN #KEVIN #KEVIN - - - #starbucksnamefail #doubleespresso #mondayssuck #coffeeholic

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2 weeks ago

This pops up waaaaaay too often. It’s like they want me to stop watching at this point. I swear it’s been like 3 episodes. Count em...3. Sorry, but that’s just annoying. Anyway, need to add stuff to my watchlist...thoughts? - - - #netflix #bingewatching #theoffice #annoyingthings #yesimwatchingOMG

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2 weeks ago

Do me a favor? Don’t hide your unwanted groceries in random aisles...especially if they’re perishable 😒 I used to work at Ralphs, and there’s nothing like finding moldy fish between 2 bags of dog food. You’re just making someone’s day worse, okay? At least put it by the lunchmeat. Ty for coming to my TED talk 🙏 - - - #groceryday #petpeeves #fails #dailyrant #stayfresh

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2 weeks ago

Greg keeps clicking his pen, and now I want to snap it in half…the pen, not Greg. I guess this is a pet peeve of mine?? It just seriously drives me up a wall. AND he likes to tap his fingers on his desk 😑 Does this kind of stuff bother you guys, or am I just crazy? - - - #petpeeves #coworkersbelike #annoyingpeople #whyareyoulikethis

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