Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler

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This is what my dating game looks like. It’s the same as it’s been since the 2nd grade. #lifewillbethedeathofme

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This is my lion king. And the King of Bel Air. #lionking

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Rides up the coast with #bert

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Episode 9 of my podcast is with Natasha Lyonne. We talk all about children and not wanting them, white privilege, and Cannabis. Link in Bio to listen. 🍊 #lifewillbethedeathofme @nlyonne

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When mama kidnaps my dogs and they prefer it. #bertandbernice

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About to start my period.

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#calzoneanyone ?

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This is called a Whoopsie doodle! #repost @crazybitchprobs_ #frenchbulldogs

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I think it’s weird to post professional photos of your dogs, so here. #bernice @jackjunk @dphue you can get your hair colored while they photograph your dog.

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Episode 8 of my podcast is out. Discussing fitness with the three who think they know the most in the game, @benbrunotraining , Bernice, and Brandon. Listen and Subscribe, Link in bio. #LIFEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME

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New International market added, I’m bringing my stand-up tour to AUCKLAND on 9 October 🍊 Presale Tickets available 11 July at 12pm NZST / 10 July, 5pm PDT. Link in bio for tickets. #lifewillbethedeathofme

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Coming back from vacation like, duck. #repost @jerryoftheday

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I told Bert and Bernice to get the decks resanded before I came home. #bertandbernice

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What Jersey girls wear for hangovers after the 4th of July. #childhoodmemories

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This week's episode is out and back with round 2 of Sean Hayes and me in Chicago from my "Life Will Be the Death of Me" tour. Link in bio to listen. 🍊 #lifewillbethedeathofme @seanhayes 📸 @kirstinewalton

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Because I happen to believe Bert is from Spain and Bernice is from Romania, I've decided to celebrate this day from my favorite city, London. Happy 4th of July Everyone. #fourthofjuly

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CHEL-SKI! #london #4thofjuly

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#Repost @ittybittyshorts ・・・ 🇺🇸 Declaration of Independence 🇺🇸 “all are created equal, that they are endowed with certain unalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness ... But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.”

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Before I left for vacation, I told Bert he needed to get a job. 👔 #bert

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Yeah.

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It’s vacation time for me in London, and I’m ready for some action. I’ll be in the park, waiting. #singledom #wimbledon

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The people standing in front of this house had been looking for any sign from two loved ones they have recently lost, and then went to clean out their dad’s things, and looked up and saw a double rainbow. Rainbows are everywhere when you heart is broken, and even more places when your heart is open. The rainbow is a perfect symbol for PRIDE.Rainbows aren’t unicorns. They’re real and they’re for all of us. HAPPY PRIDE!!🌈🌈 #doublerainbow

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I want to thank everyone not only for joining me on this incredible tour but supporting all of the great "I Decide" Merchandise along the way. Thanks to YOU, I was able to donate $51,000 to the organization True Colors United @truecolorsunited Continue buying t-shirts and #idecide bracelets for the remainder of my stand-up tour to help continue to support this organization that helps youth homelessness in the LGBTQIA community. #LIFEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME 📸 @linaresphotography @thewellmonttheater #newjerseypride I DECIDE t-shirts and bracelets are available at every show and on my website. Chelseahandler.com Let’s get to 100k! HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE!🌈

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#Repost @travel afrika ・・・ These buddies will help you on your six pack journey. Please take notes @benbrunotraining

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New Podcast Episode! This week and next week’s episode of my podcast will be from my two shows in Chicago with SEAN HAYES! Link in bio to listen. #Lifewillbethedeathofme

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Since I’m heading back to Jersey for my stand-up show this weekend, Brandon decided to get me a crimper to get back to my roots.

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This is not an endorsement. I drink cannabis. #bert

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@thetalkcbs hair by @christinesymondshair @harrymakesitup ill be on today.

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Me coming out of my room this am to find these two fuckers waiting for me!!! Yes! It has happened! They understand that I live in my house, too! #bertandbernice

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Big Daddy waiting for Mabel to bring him snacks in bed.

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All independent bookstores who have copies of my books in upcoming tour cities, please let us know so I can swing by and sign them. Seattle, Atlanta, Montclair, Westbury, L.I., St. Louis, Minneapolis, Nashville, New Orleans. 💁🏼‍♀️🍊 #lifewillbethedeathofme

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#funassholefacts

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Episode 5 of my podcast is here! With my psychiatrist Dr. Dan Siegel, listen to him explain my personality type (and yours ). It's the Enneagram Episode. 🍊 Link in bio to listen. #lifewillbethedeathofme

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Thank you to everyone who has listened! 🍊🍊🍊 Life Will Be The Death of Me is included in Apples's picks for the Best Audiobooks of the Year! @applebooks #AppleBooks #BestAudiobooks @prhaudio

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More dates being announced soon! Stand-Up shows added to the US and Australia cities as part of my “Life Will Be the Death of Me” Tour. Get your tickets now, link in bio! 🍊 #lifewillbethedeathofme

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I want everyone to know this is what I'm dealing with every day. I've broken 8 straighteners this year alone.

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For anyone who’s looking for a rainbow today. #yosemite

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This is my father, Seymour. He was strong and full of life. He loved his children, and we loved him. Except for that time he tried to trick his Jamaican nurse into marrying him. Happy Father’s Day to everyone. 🍓 My dad loved strawberries. #happyfathersday

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#Repost @chelsanity ・・・ Donate to a cause that is helping women in the state of Georgia get safe access to healthcare. #abortionAF @abortionfront | DONATE 👉 abortionfunds.org - Thank you to everyone who talked about how to get resources to underfunded orgs that matter FOLLOW EVERYONE these women are leaders on the ground whose voices should be amplified. They *should* have a platform on television to talk about communities most direly impacted #weareabortionaf follow, donate, amplify. Thank you to all involved for last night and the opportunity to do more.

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When it comes to the kitchen. I Decide. #lifewillbethedeathofme

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#tbt To the first time I shaved Bert so I could see what kind of meat he was packing. #chowchow

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