#TBT to 2003. I would blame the year for my bad clothing choices, but everybody else in this photo looks pretty normal...
Los Angeles, 2019. I took this on August 15. If you’re reading this in the future— this is what art was like during the Sad Awakening. Two years before the Great Uprising. That amount of ‘likes’ you see probably outnumbers the amount of civilians left on “Middle Americana.” Isn’t that something. Did history remember me as an artist or a coward?
Imagine knowing @iamgeoffreyjames and getting texts like these. He’s a dumbass.
Can’t ever take a serious photo of these two sweetos— even on their (Happy ) Birthday! Luke only has a finstagram so he won’t see this, but @avitalash will!
The Modern Workplace. Oil on Canvas - 2019 By: @mars mel
So yesterday I said if my Banana post didn’t break 5,000 likes I would delete my account. Sucks to report it DID NOT. Obviously this isn’t how I wanted to go out... But I am a man of my word. This app has given me so much SOUL and JOY that I’m almost heartbroken to see it go lol. But honor is all I have left at this point. SO— unless this post breaks 6,000 likes— consider me gone. Forever. And I don’t mean to use that term lightly. Account deleted. Followers gone. Deuces. Actually let’s do 5,500 likes and I’ll stay. Ciao babies. Amir out. Unless you like share and comment. Thanks forever. ✌️🤞🏻 hope I get the likes to stay...
I NEVER do this. But I had to share my most recent story as a post. So today... well... you already saw 😂 but basically I ate the perfect banana and the response has been... well... I’m sure you already know 😂 but basically universally positive. I don’t have to tell you how much this means to me 😂 because you already know, BUT it means the world. For me, to be viral is well— perfect! If you saw the story, and you did because it’s still live on my IG, then you know it was— lol I’ve already said enough 😂 — but it was awesome. And now is your chance to officially DOUBLE TAP and give it DAPS. So do that, or I’ll be— lol. Okay. Enough said 😂. But very very sad. If this post doesn’t have 5,000 likes by 10pm I’ll delete my account!
I never do this. But I had to share my most recent story as a post. This is SO UNLIKE ME but, the response has been overwhelming. You guys know me. I’m authentic, honest, and humble. To share an IG story as a post takes balls. And the only reason I’m courageous enough to pull it off is due to the fact that I am, simply, the man. Thanks in advance for liking this picture. If you’re verified: A comment will go a long way. If you’re a normal: share this post with a friend who’s important. If this photo underperforms I truly believe I’m ruined.
Posting from the same toilet this was taken. Ha. Life’s kinda funny that way. 📸: @johnmichaelsmistakes (Without my consent. )
Your boy finished 9th. #zoomzoom
Inspired by @avitalash , I’ve taken one second of footage every day this year. Presenting without commercial interruption: Jan/Feb #1seme
That #lensflare is real, folks. (The dog is fake—Groomed feathers over hard boiled eggs and a plastic snout with velvet couch samples for ears and corn whiskers. )
Special message on this special day with @avitalash
Fuck it. I’ll post a dog pic to the main feed, I really don’t give a shit. If it performs below average after two hours, with regards to engagement, I’ll pay to boost the bitch —IDGAF! If after a $1,000 campaign I’m still not seeing results? I’ll archive or delete depending on my mood. Like... #whocares 🤷🏻♂️😜
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