Amir Blumenfeld @amir

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2 weeks ago

July/August. 1 second everyday. Welcome to the last third of 2019!

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3 weeks ago

#TBT to 2003. I would blame the year for my bad clothing choices, but everybody else in this photo looks pretty normal...

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5 weeks ago

Los Angeles, 2019. I took this on August 15. If you’re reading this in the future— this is what art was like during the Sad Awakening. Two years before the Great Uprising. That amount of ‘likes’ you see probably outnumbers the amount of civilians left on “Middle Americana.” Isn’t that something. Did history remember me as an artist or a coward?

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last month

Happy Birthday. For every LIKE on this photo I’ll Venmo request Jake that amount then accept it from his phone when he’s not looking.

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Watched one of my favorites on the Patreon today— “Full Body Cast.” Recording new episodes next week, what should we watch?

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last month

Imagine knowing @iamgeoffreyjames and getting texts like these. He’s a dumbass.

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last month

Can’t ever take a serious photo of these two sweetos— even on their (Happy ) Birthday! Luke only has a finstagram so he won’t see this, but @avitalash will!

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The Modern Workplace. Oil on Canvas - 2019 By: @mars mel

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July 2019

It took 52 years, but I finally downloaded that FaceApp.

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July 2019

So yesterday I said if my Banana post didn’t break 5,000 likes I would delete my account. Sucks to report it DID NOT. Obviously this isn’t how I wanted to go out... But I am a man of my word. This app has given me so much SOUL and JOY that I’m almost heartbroken to see it go lol. But honor is all I have left at this point. SO— unless this post breaks 6,000 likes— consider me gone. Forever. And I don’t mean to use that term lightly. Account deleted. Followers gone. Deuces. Actually let’s do 5,500 likes and I’ll stay. Ciao babies. Amir out. Unless you like share and comment. Thanks forever. ✌️🤞🏻 hope I get the likes to stay...

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July 2019

I NEVER do this. But I had to share my most recent story as a post. So today... well... you already saw 😂 but basically I ate the perfect banana and the response has been... well... I’m sure you already know 😂 but basically universally positive. I don’t have to tell you how much this means to me 😂 because you already know, BUT it means the world. For me, to be viral is well— perfect! If you saw the story, and you did because it’s still live on my IG, then you know it was— lol I’ve already said enough 😂 — but it was awesome. And now is your chance to officially DOUBLE TAP and give it DAPS. So do that, or I’ll be— lol. Okay. Enough said 😂. But very very sad. If this post doesn’t have 5,000 likes by 10pm I’ll delete my account!

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July 2019

May/June. Time flies when you’re having an app mash together one second from every day!

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June 2019

Our live episode with @rejectedjokes + @tombini is now up! Chicago was amazing all weekend long. Thanks to everybody who came out to the shows— including Thomas and Ben. (📸 @stevensjpeg )

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June 2019

I never do this. But I had to share my most recent story as a post. This is SO UNLIKE ME but, the response has been overwhelming. You guys know me. I’m authentic, honest, and humble. To share an IG story as a post takes balls. And the only reason I’m courageous enough to pull it off is due to the fact that I am, simply, the man. Thanks in advance for liking this picture. If you’re verified: A comment will go a long way. If you’re a normal: share this post with a friend who’s important. If this photo underperforms I truly believe I’m ruined.

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May 2019

Posting from the same toilet this was taken. Ha. Life’s kinda funny that way. 📸: @johnmichaelsmistakes (Without my consent. )

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May 2019

We are just ONE MONTH away from our biggest HeadGum Live yet. Shows are selling out fast so grab some while you can at headgum.com/live and come hang out!

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May 2019

Jake’s been giving out Turdy Awards for shitty podcasting on “If I Were You.” Super Fan James then sent me this to commemorate my 380th in a row. Nice.

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May 2019

Fuck/Marty/Kill ?

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May 2019

Happy May Day! Here is my #1secondeveryday in March/April.

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March 2019

Your boy finished 9th. #zoomzoom

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March 2019

Three brothers. Two dressed appropriately. One turned 40 this weekend.

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March 2019

Took a nap on the floor and woke up to this creature sing-screaming in Latin with his paw on my heart (see photo above. ) I guess he was a few seconds away from switching souls with me lol. Threw him off me and now he’s licking his balls/disappointed. Happy Pi Day, I guess!

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March 2019

Inspired by @avitalash , I’ve taken one second of footage every day this year. Presenting without commercial interruption: Jan/Feb #1seme

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February 2019

That #lensflare is real, folks. (The dog is fake—Groomed feathers over hard boiled eggs and a plastic snout with velvet couch samples for ears and corn whiskers. )

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February 2019

Special message on this special day with @avitalash

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January 2019

Fuck it. I’ll post a dog pic to the main feed, I really don’t give a shit. If it performs below average after two hours, with regards to engagement, I’ll pay to boost the bitch —IDGAF! If after a $1,000 campaign I’m still not seeing results? I’ll archive or delete depending on my mood. Like... #whocares 🤷🏻‍♂️😜

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January 2019

#2009vs2019

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January 2019

New Podcast Alert! We’re becoming English Premier League fans, and @rahulkohli13 is our first guest. Our journey to find a favorite club starts now. Listen wherever you get your “If I Were You” episodes.

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January 2019

My Arizona style can be described as Photoshopped Chic.

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December 2018

Let’s kill two memes with one stone. #topnine #twinning for 2018. (Like twice. )

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December 2018

Before and After

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December 2018

Two live shows coming up in the new year! Tag a friend who should buy you four tickets then stay at home because “we kinda have the ideal crew without your ass lol. Seriously though can you buy us four tickets at JakeAndAmir.com?”

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